Let's just skip the pretense and cut right to the chase, shall we?
Of all of the candy you steal from your child's pumpkin/basket/bag, which is your favorite?
When sneaking candy past the children, do you -
a) hide it in a pocket?
b) wrap it in a magazine/hide it behind a book?
c) distract the children and then make a dash for it?
What is your favorite re-arranging technique you utilize so the children will not notice their dwindling candy supply?
What's the most outlandish excuse you've come up with when a child discovers an empty candy wrapper in your room?