Monday, October 1, 2007

A Monday giggle.....

I can't take credit for this one - thanks to my lovely Aunt Liz for sending this little piece of mind candy.

I THINK YOU'RE THE FATHER OF ONE OF MY KIDS...

A guy goes to the supermarket and notices an attractive woman waving at
him. She says hello. He's rather taken aback because he can't place where
he knows her from. So he says, "Do you know me?" To which she replies, "I
think you're the father of one of my kids." Now his mind travels back to
the only time he has ever been unfaithful to his wife and says, "My God,
are you the stripper from my bachelor party that I made love to on the pool
table with all my buddies watching while your partner whipped my butt with
wet celery???" She looks into his eyes and says calmly, "No, I'm your son's
Math teacher."

7 comments:

Anna said...

Hee hee!

Deb said...

HAHAHAHA good one!

nell said...

Haha! One day when Matilda was two we were sitting outside the library and a man walked by. Matilda screamed, "THAT'S MY DADDY!" The poor guy looked completely panicked.

Anna said...

Tag, Beta Mom, you're it!

Anna said...

Guess you need the link, eh?
http://hankandwillie.wordpress.com/2007/10/02/fabulous-fours/

TX Poppet said...

In consideration of The Great Mofo Delurk today, I am sending this little comment your way. I enjoy reading your blog regularly and look forward to every new post.
Btw, that joke was so funny, I shred it with everyone I know. I think it is now doing the rounds at Spouse's office. Thanks for the laugh!

beta mom said...

I'm glad you all got a giggle! My Aunt Liz is the shizzle, ya'll.

Nell - That's hilarious. There may be some money in that somehow...hmmm.

Thanks for the tag, Anna - very fun, and I finally learned how to link!

tx poppet - thank you for the nice comment, and for the link (how does one link in comments?!)
I hope you enjoy your tag!