Tuesday, September 11, 2007

An Open Love Letter to my Blog

My Dearest Blog....

I'm writing to you under the cover of darkness, for fear our secret may be discovered. I believe my husband is becoming suspicious of our love affair. I know it's wrong, but I just can't help myself. You're all I think about. I know, I know, we agreed at the beginning that this would just be a casual thing - a summer fling -no expectations - but it's become so much more. When I'm not with you, I'm thinking, " I wonder what blog's doing right now?" If someone tells a funny joke at a party, I can't wait to run home and share it with you. You make me want to be a better blogger. You complete me.

These past two weeks (HIDDEN BLOG MESSAGE) without internet have been hell. Try as I might to resist, I find myself driving around my neighborhood late at night searching for a signal. I know you feel neglected, but how can I possibly write under such duress? You deserve better.

It feels like an eternity, but it's only two more short days (SECOND HIDDEN BLOG MESSAGE) until Friday, September 14th when we begin service with our new provider and we will be reunited.

Counting the moments until then.

Yours,
Beta Mom

7 comments:

Mike said...

My new favorite day...September 14th!

FBW said...

Come back to us BetaMom....we miss you.
Meanwhile, you can wish me and my lovey a happy anniversary today. No national day of mourning here. :)

jeff mac, manslations.com said...

Why they gotta be all non-internetin' you and stuff? They need to get you back online so that I can waste time more efficiently.

Wendy said...

I'm having the same kind of affair with my blog. Don't know what I'd do without access to it!

Deb said...

Im having a threesome with my blog! LOL HEHEHEHEHE

Bananas said...

brilliant, just brilliant. blogs make the BEST affairs, I think.

Ripe for Reading said...

Great blog; found you through Mike.