Friday, July 20, 2007

You might be a Beta Mom if....

you've ever spackled a hole in your wall with toothpaste.

5 comments:

Hallie said...

been there done that, now what to do if the wall is not white!!

beta mom said...

hmmms...that's good questions. You could always try a subtle blend of various flavors; cinamon, mint, organe, etc.

If not, a well placed picture will always do the trick!

Anonymous said...

Wait...is there another way to spackle?

beta mom said...

Jeff Mac - long time no blog! Your new site is a scream - there are so many things I need manslated....which to choose first.

As for "spackling" I believe it originally comes from the old English and refers to the crisp feeling one gets after brushing one's teeth. As in "Hey Chahlie - you got some wicked spakling breath. Now pahk the cah in Hahvahd yahd."

Anonymous said...

I think your Brit may have spent some time in Boston. Just saying.

I love the tarantula story. Very, very funny stuff. Oh, and I'm never coming over to your house.

And please -- come on by for a manslation anytime!